I know I’d never be me without the security of your loving arms. (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 27)

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Some days you just can’t plan for things.

It’s like Burns said, “The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft agley.”

There are just some periods of time that feel like a perfect storm of shite.

Never bet against her.

And then, there are astronomical alignments of awesome.

Last week, I took a little hit to the momentum train. It was kinda expected. You’re cruising along, and then BAM! Without warning, something happens and you’ve been derailed. The worst times are when you can’t figure out what the hell happened.

Well, I have a small confession. I know what happened.

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Today never happened before. (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 26)

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Rhythm. Keep it up.

Six months. 

A half year.

Wonder where I’ll be in six months?

Heck, I wonder where I’ll be in a week, let alone six months.

But I can say this: It’s been a good six months.

On August 18th, I joined Weight Watchers exactly twenty-six weeks ago, and I was a man in peril.

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May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground. (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 25)

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So, I have a confession. I missed the Grammys last night. 

"But Brad…you just talked about how music is soooooo important to you a few weeks ago!”

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I have run, I have crawled, I have scaled these city walls. (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 24)

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So I totally let the cat out of the bag.

During the ‘big game’ on Sunday, you know…the one that ends the professional American football season? Why anyone can’t say Super Bowl is a testament to the moniker of No Fun League.

Anyway, I digress. During said game, the lights went out. And I don’t mean there was an outage at my house…I’m talking about forty minutes of hand-wringing in Nawlins.

The freaking power browned out during the Super Bowl. 

And so there was nothing to talk about except variants of ‘Infrastructure Fail.’

No comments about Ray Lewis’ cameo in the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action movie as The Shredder. 

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What makes a good man? (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 23)

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So, spoiler alert.

*deep breath*

I didn’t weigh in this week.

I have a good reason, I promise. 

As my alter-ego , the Headmaster at Superhero University, I was hosting a workshop all weekend for my good friend, Pat Fraley.

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I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 22)

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Forty-four.

Down a pound. 

Half century closing in.

Time to shine.

Watch me.

Or don’t.

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Every night, and every day a little piece of you is falling away. (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 21)

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Music is incredibly important to me.

I grabbed a mic and sang in my Underoos when I was three.

I sang my guts out in high school.

Switched to opera in college. Still rocked out a lot.

Started listening to so much different stuff that I could fit in to any crowd. Or none, if you asked some.

Eclectic doesn’t even scratch my skin.

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It’s just a jump to the left… (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Weeks 18, 19, & 20)

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…and a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight!

That, my friends, is a little gem out of counterculture heaven. It also describes the last three weeks of the journey. 

"Holy shit, Brad…where have you been?"

I thank you for noticing. No, I had a nice little ‘I’m going on hiatus for the holiday’ message all ready to go, and saved it as a draft rather than post it. 

Fail.

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La-la how the life goes on. (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Week 17)

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Remember the alleged Chinese curse? 

May we all live in interesting times. That’s putting it mildly.

It’s tough to write today. I don’t feel any snark, references to the end of the Mayan calendar, or Jeff Dunham-style arguments with myself coming on. It’s tough to write anything that resembles my normal foot-stamping.

So I’m not.

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I might have left it on the counter, maybe outside in the car… (‘Have You Seen This Man?’ Weeks 15 & 16)

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So. 

Yeah.

In the fourth or fifth ending (I forget which) of “The Lord of the Rings,” Sam Gamgee opens the door to his home. And after the life-changing and defining adventure of the previous months (and for us, nine to thirteen hours, depending on which version you watched), he gives a small glance around and says, “well, I’m back.”

So.

So what? Look around already!

Well, I’m back.

Did you miss me? 

Did you even notice I was gone?

Be honest; you didn’t even realize that I didn’t check in with you all last week, did you?

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